From my "Carolina" notebook comes the following list:
Turntable
Going out tonight
Groundhog
Mondegreen
When I came across this list recently, I stared for a long time at the word "mondegreen." What did it mean? Did I actually write that? Is it a real thing? The word was very legible, written in my own hand, yet I had no idea what it meant or why I might have written it. So I typed "mondegreen" into a browser window and learned--or apparently, relearned--that a mondegreen is a mishearing of a phrase, often a song lyric or a poem. For example:


Being a Nerd, I tend to look up lyrics I am unsure of - so not much experience with "Mondegreens". I tried to dredge one up from memory, but failed.